I’ve decided that babies have a culture all their own. Its like they live in a totally different world. In their world its perfectly acceptable to sleep till noon, poop your pants, throw up on people and never even say sorry. In fact sometimes they do it and LAUGH! Can you imagine the audacity? I mean there is a serious double standard for babies in the world. As my sister and I were discussing this the other day we decided to try an experiment. We decided to talk to people…grown up people I mean… in the same way that most grown ups talk to babies.
Mother enters the room from upstairs.
Me: watcha doing whitto muddo, huh…huh tell me all about it. yeah
Me: Did you have a bath? Huh been splashing and splashing.
Mother: Whats wrong with you.
but I can’t talk because Hannah is laughing so hard and I am about to bust a gut myself.
So we got thinking what if there wasn’t a double standard
Would we meet a stranger for the first time and instead of shaking their hand you pick it up and start to suck on their fingers! How weird would that be?
Would you see someone you like and run to them and hang on their leg and stick your head in their crotch? Awkward right?
It’s funny that we don’t bat an eye when kids do things but if adults did them its weird.
What if adults let their noses run all down their face… (ok wait I have actually seen some adults who do this and it is so NOT cool)
what if adults laid in bed and cried when we got hungry until someone came to feed us. And lets not even talk about how babies get their food.
I was at a friends house last night and their two year old was entertaining himself by running around the couch. It’s not weird until you think about an adult doing it right?
I can tell you its been awhile since someone told me the rolls on MY thighs were cute.
I was playing with Preston the other day and I told him I was going to eat his toes and then I actually did put them in my mouth and make noises like I was gobbling them up…could you imagine…ugh. But baby toes just aren’t gross. why is that?